that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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