Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I would ride that face into the sunset
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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