how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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