Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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