I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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