am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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