all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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