Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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