For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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