Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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