I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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