i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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