I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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