just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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