i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize