I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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