That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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