A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is her dick bigger than yours?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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