im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
you would pick up someone in the library
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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