ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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