they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think my fart just growled at me.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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