It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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