lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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