I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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