I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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