DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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