At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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