Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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