She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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