He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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