she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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