I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also, beer. Big fan.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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