She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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