quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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