I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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