what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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