haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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