some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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