I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
