butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I touched a dick in church today
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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