i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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