would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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