If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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