think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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