come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
someone owes me an orgasm
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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