Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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