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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.

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(914): View more from New York

End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.

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(352): View more from Florida

I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND

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(904): View more from Florida

usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.

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(614): View more from Ohio

finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"

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(773): View more from Illinois

I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.

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