Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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