Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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