Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
this will be a night to untag.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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