i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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