Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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