if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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