that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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