is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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