Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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