why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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