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  If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.

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  And by one day I mean once every two weeks.

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• Seems like a valid request to me; give & ye shall receive!

  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 7, 12 at 1:43pm

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• She should be his alarm clock from now on. Wake him up with a blowjob every day. Selfish bitch! Probably doesn't even deep throat or swallow til he's empty.

  Submitted by swallows on Jan 7, 12 at 2:34pm

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• Only ONCE every two weeks?! Bummer.

  Submitted by snmrose03 on Jan 7, 12 at 2:41pm

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• Amazing! Perfect pitch. Fuck yea

  Submitted by DonJamieson on Jan 8, 12 at 8:30am

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• Just don't scorn her or you, my good sir, are fucked.

  Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 8, 12 at 9:55am

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  • ... Or not. O_o

    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 23, 12 at 11:42pm

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• damn Faust got a more raw deal then this...go for it

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 7, 12 at 6:50pm

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  • christ..nobody's read Faust?

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 7, 12 at 10:57pm

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  • they don't read anything that's more than 144 characters

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 8, 12 at 1:05am

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    • but..eternal life..damnation...beautiful...aaarrrghhh

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 8, 12 at 1:41am

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      • And nunu, dont be too frustrated. Hopefully your scholarly reference helped teach them something of value. There has to be a few curious minds who googled "faust".

        Submitted by ebm56 on Jan 8, 12 at 6:50am

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    • Hey, dont put us all in a box!...I can read up to 200 characters.

      Submitted by ebm56 on Jan 8, 12 at 6:47am

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• And bring a sammich. Bitch.

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 8, 12 at 12:15am

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• And wear the brown bag bitch.

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 8, 12 at 3:08am

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